Cosmic Geek

I won’t be posting a picture of it because it has personal info and is pretty illegible (she used different color inks on colored paper and had trouble keeping the sentences on lines), but I will transcribe it here minus the names. So without further ado, the transcription of The Spawn’s unfinished letter to Santa:

Dear Santa I am six years old my name is ____. My middle name is ____. My last name is Torres and my nickname is ____. But I want a lot of things on christmas. But here is your letter. But you are famous and your very nice. I really like you very very very much. But I want a piano and a guitar, violin, harmonica, toy home, toy

The spelling, punctuation and grammar are her own. Yes there are issues there, but she is only 6 years old. I love that she wants to make absolutely clear that Santa can identify her. (She said this morning that she was worried because Santa doesn’t know what she looks like.) The “famous” line keeps giving me the giggles.

I’m hoping to have her finish it this evening and I’ll update this post when she does.

P.S. I’m not quite sure how she still believes in Santa, but we’re milking it as long as we can.

P.P.S. I figured it out at 4 and promptly ruined the fun for my little sister — not very nice at all.